Sep 7, 2013; San Antonio, TX, USA; Oklahoma State Cowboys quarterback Walsh, J.W. (4) throws a pass for a touchdown against the Texas-San Antonio Roadrunners during the first half at Alamodome. Mandatory Credit: Soobum Im-USA TODAY Sports

Lunchtime Laughs - Survivor: OSU Football Edition

Note: Sole Survivor of the Oklahoma State Football players may not receive the $1 million prize, because the NCAA is the NCAA. [read: NCAA is a bunch of greedy business men].

Welcome to the first season of Survivor: OSU Football edition! For all those who don’t remember Survivor, its a group of people divided up into groups, forced to face the wilderness for the profit of others, and only a select few are paid after its done. So… basically college football.

Our season doesn’t start until Aug. 24, but enjoy our player applications until then!

(Disclaimer: Not actual player information)

 

Applicant: J.W. Walsh

Place of Residence: Boone Picken’s West Endzone

Preferred Play: QB sneak… every single play.

Likes: Long drives in Boone Pickens Stadiums, good quality linemen, receivers with hands

Dislikes: Sacks, losing games, plays that don’t result in QB runs

Body Type: Rock Solid

Smoke: I vape, if that’s what you mean.

Drink: Tears of opposing CB’s are my favorite

Occupation: Scoring the points and the ladies

Income: Undisclosed

On a typical Saturday night I’m….. carried of the field like Rudy all the way to the Strip

Religion: Football

 

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