Note: Sole Survivor of the Oklahoma State Football players may not receive the $1 million prize, because the NCAA is the NCAA. [read: NCAA is a bunch of greedy business men].
Welcome to the first season of Survivor: OSU Football edition! For all those who don’t remember Survivor, its a group of people divided up into groups, forced to face the wilderness for the profit of others, and only a select few are paid after its done. So… basically college football.
Our season doesn’t start until Aug. 24, but enjoy our player applications until then!
(Disclaimer: Not actual player information)
Applicant: J.W. Walsh
Place of Residence: Boone Picken’s West Endzone
Preferred Play: QB sneak… every single play.
Likes: Long drives in Boone Pickens Stadiums, good quality linemen, receivers with hands
Dislikes: Sacks, losing games, plays that don’t result in QB runs
Body Type: Rock Solid
Smoke: I vape, if that’s what you mean.
Drink: Tears of opposing CB’s are my favorite
Occupation: Scoring the points and the ladies
On a typical Saturday night I’m….. carried of the field like Rudy all the way to the Strip